Dustin quoted Mort: a novel of Discworld by Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett's hilarious fourth Discworld novel established once and for all that Death really is …
“But you don’t understand!” Mort wailed. “I’ll mess it all up! I’ve never done this before!” She patted his hand. “Neither have I,” she said. “We can learn together. Now pick up the scythe and try to act your age, there’s a good boy.”