Dustin quoted Mort: a novel of Discworld by Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett's hilarious fourth Discworld novel established once and for all that Death really is …
History unravels gently, like an old sweater. It has been patched and darned many times, reknitted to suit different people, shoved in a box under the sink of censorship to be cut up for the dusters of propaganda, yet it always—eventually—manages to spring back into its old familiar shape. History has a habit of changing the people who think they are changing it. History always has a few tricks up its frayed sleeve. It’s been around a long