Dustin quoted Going Postal by Terry Pratchett
Suddenly, condemned arch-swindler Moist von Lipwig found himself with a noose around his neck and …
“Well, you’ve managed to get a table at Le Foie Heureux at a few hours’ notice,” she conceded, as a knife struck a beam behind her. “Are you still going to lie if I ask you how?” “Yes, I think so.” “Good. Shall we go?”